Banned !

Well, it's official. I have been banned from the dog park. This falls on the heels of being banned from my aunt's house. Though one has nothing to do with the other, I feel it is important for history to record my explanations.

First, the dogs at the park do not understand the concept of keeping it clean. I had to tell on a few of them since their owners ignored their messes and mostly because I am drawn to the smell. Kinda takes the wind out of my outing......
Second, my aunt's dog thinks he is better than me. I do my part to dispel this myth by trying to one-up him in the leg-lifting contest on furniture, much to my aunt's dismay.

You have to understand, I am my own dog. I have my own way of doing things, my own way of telling and doing it like it is. I don't have to answer to anyone, especially those dogs who have been at the park for so many years they no longer smell the poop. Or my cousin who thinks he knows better, despite all the other dogs who are tired of him as well.

I really believe I am Donald Trump. I love this country and believe WE CAN MAKE IT GREAT AGAIN. If I bark at you unexpectedly, pee on your carpet, or try to hump your leg, just get over it. I was probably trying to warn you, had to pee, or just.....well, never mind...

When you ban me, you ban all those who love me, all those who love this country, all the men and women who died for us, and all those who no longer believe in you. We will rise up.

You will see soon enough.....does November 2016 sound familiar?

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."
         Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895, Act I